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A priest and a scientist are on a mini-golf course.
The scientist shoots the the golf ball to the hole and misses. “Sh**, I missed!” he says out of anger.
The priest quickly reacted, “If you swear the lord will punish you! Don’t!”
The scientist shot and missed again. “Sh**, I missed!” he yelled again.
“Please, stop saying that, the Lord will not be happy!”
Once again, the scientist shot and missed. “Sh**, I missed!” he screamed as he smashed the golf ball and it went out of sight. “Ugh!”
“You just said it again! The Lord-” then a bolt of lighting shot from the clear blue sky and hit the priest.
“Sh**, I missed!” a loud voice roared from the heavens.

haha so ive had a really good day so far…finally!! life has been rough latley but its getting better. Eric’s jokes are amazing. SO i thought i’d post one =]

Here’s another one about SEO. Today we learned about key words. Key words are words that will decifer what sites come up once you search for something. The three types we learned about are word tracker, overature, and google suggest, and digital point tool which will show the results from both overature and wordtracker. My favorite is wordtracker. It is easy to use and is the easiest to understand.

I have to write a paragraph on why SEO is important and what I have learned. So here it goes…Search engines have become very important to gather information and find exactly what you are looking for in a reasonable amount of time. This has led to about 80% of web site visitors find the site through a search engine. Google is known as the market leader of the search engine industry. On the other hand there are now search directories. Search directories are ran by people, and if they find the site suitable they will add it into the directory.  There are five different directories total. Some search engines display the results on SERP (search engine results page). Search engines can either have there own database and hierachy, or use another providers. Google’s results are soley from there own database. A web crawler is used to gather sites. It will scan the site index it, and then save it in the database if it is relavent to the information being looked for. Thats all for now

En este americano del tiempo está la mayoría de editores de la tela y de personas que practica surf de tela. Esto pudo cambiar en el futuro debido a más europeos y asiáticos que tenían acceso al Internet. Es importante como constructor de sitios comerciales intentar y del accomadate todos los tipos de gente. Poniendo traducciones de su contenido en su página agregará más tráfico. Otra opción sería poner un acoplamiento que tiene acceso a un traductor para traducir fácilmente el texto a partir de una lengua a otra.

At this time American’s are the majority of of web publishers and web surfers.  This might change in the future due to more Europeans and Asians accessing the internet. It is important as a builder of commercial sites to try and accomadate all types of people. By putting translations of your content on your page it will add more traffic.  Another option would be to put a link that accesses a translator to easily translate the text from one language to another.

Hey! This is for web three its my first wordpress…I’m not sure what else to say